Me: Mom, I've got the cake contract that I can fax to you.
Mom: Ok, are you going to send it right now?
Me: Pretty much. I just need a minute to print it.
Mom: (long pause) So... it's on the computer already then?
Me: Yeah, so I can print it and fax it to you.
Mom: (long pause) Or just email it.
Me: Well that definitely would make more sense...
Need. More. Caffeine.