Wal-Mart Bakery Lady: Sure we do, right up front.
K: These all say "Happy Birthday," do you have any blank ones we could write something else on?
Bakery Lady: Sure, what's the occasion?
K: A bachelorette party.
Bakery Lady: What do you want on it?
K: What are you willing to do?
Bakery Lady: They tell me this is a family place and I can't do nothing like that.