Friday, March 27, 2009

And He's Just One Man

I was going to write about how I still have more days left to plan this shindig than days that Noah had to build the ark, but I've just realized that that's terribly wrong. Apparently, according to quasi-reliable internet news site A, it could've taken up to 120 years to build the ark and employed literal throngs of people. ...Unless Noah was selected to be featured on Extreme Home Makeover: Ark Edition, in which case the ark would've started as a run-down fishing boat that was sold for scrap then raised into the ginormous vessel we know of it as today in approximately six days. I bet the local tax guy (Mathew/Levi, yes?) even nailed the huge property tax increase notice to the mast.

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