B: I called and talked to the priest to set up our time to meet over spring break.
Me: Great! What did he say?
B: He said that sounded good, but he's in constant flux, so he'd have to get back to us and make sure that date still worked closer to the time and reminded me that he's an old man and could easily become incapacitated, so we should have a back-up plan.
Me: (Silence). Seriously?
Me: So he basically told you he could die?
B: It sounded like it.
B: Yeah, seriously.