B: Depends. If it's a trout, then yes, but if it's a salmon, then no.
Me: It's a goldfish.
B: Oh. Definitely no.
*The real joy of an exchange like this with B is that he doesn't ask questions. I ask if he likes fish on a Save the Date, and he doesn't even question it, just rolls with it, like my initial question was completely logical. This is why I love him. Not only does he endure and indulge me, he embraces me. Sometimes even with his big arms...