Me: Hi, I got married and need to change my name.
Man: Congratulations! Did you fill out a form?
Me: Oh, no, I didn't. Do I need to?
Man: Not really. Do you have your old Social Security card with you?
Me: No, I don't. Do I need it?
Man: Not really.
Further proof that busy work and extra paper doesn't stop when you leave high school.