I'm out of the office tomorrow for a photo shoot. Went to turn on my "out of office" assistant and the last message popped up:
"I'll be out of the office until Tuesday, May 19th..."
That was from the wedding and honeymoon which a) means I've been lax at using my OOO assistant and b) the day I expected a new life to begin. It did, and it's a wonderful one, but it's also a different one in a very unexpected way.