Me: I can't marry you.
B: What? Why?
Me: I just opened your peanut butter. It's almost empty, but the contents are completely level. That's not normal. I can't do completely level. How do you even do that, with a spoon or a knife? Do I need a spatula?
B: Would you still be able to marry me if I told you I did that eating from the jar with Vanilla Wafers and it's level because that's as far in as my hand can reach?
Me: Ah. Yes. Definitely yes.
Plus I have smaller hands. This may be a match made in heaven after all.