Love B. He knows I'm trying to declutter... organize, give stuff away, so on and so forth. So imagine the humor we both found in this IM exchange...
B: anyway, i was thinking, do you still have that toaster?
Me: yep, would you like it?
B: i think so
Me: ok, but know that it comes with three fondue pots and a juicer.
B: haha, no on the fondue
Me: oh, and did I mention the coffee maker? It's part of the package too.
B: whatever. i really just want the toaster
Me: would you actually like the juicer? I didn't hear a no.
B: not really
Me: well you can totally have the toaster. My mom tells me I should keep it because it's big enough for bagels. Making that good for two things I don't eat: toast and bagels.
B: but i like both
Me: perfect. So help me God, if I have to give this thing away twice.
B: we might have to do that.