N: Did you know? I'm Spiderman.
Me: You are? Right now?
N: No, only at night.
Me: What's your favorite thing about being Spiderman?
N: That I can throw webs really far. Did you know that I also have another name?
Me: What's that?
N: Peter Parker (Editor's Note: Sounds like "Petah Parkah")
Me: Wow, that's a lot to keep up with. Do you have a girlfriend?
N: Yes. Her name is Mary Jane.
Me: Does she know you're Spiderman?
N: No. I only play with her during the day.
Me: Do you know any other super heros?
N: Yeah, Batman lives next door.
Me: So this is the safest street in town.
N: Yep. Do you know what the yuckiest bug ever is? A fly. It tastes with its feet.