Newlywed Moment of the Day

Pharmacist Asst: Did you have any questions about your antibiotic?

Me: One.

PA: What's that?

Me: Word is that these can interfere with birth control, but my Dr says that's not true.

PA: Antibiotics do make some forms of birth control less effective.

Me: Are we talking 99% down to 86% or more like 99% down to 50%?

PA: Let's just say it's not a risk worth taking.

Me: So you're saying you won't sign on for 18 years of child support if the meds to clash?

PA: Exactly. We support back-up methods.