Me: Honey, can you tell me how to light the grill so I can get dinner going before you get home?
Me: I can do it.
B: Ok, go outside.
B: Take the cover off.
Me: Already did that, and moved the grill away from the house.
B: What? Ok. Open the propane tank to the left.
B: Turn the dial to "start."
B: Now press the ignition switch.
Me: What? No, wait.
B: What's wrong?
Me: What's it going to do?
B: What do you mean?
Me: I mean, is it going to flare up or make a noise or anything? I want to be prepared.
B: No, sweetie, just push it.
B: Well, the gas is flowing, so yes.
Me: .... Hey! It worked! And I still have my eyebrows!
B: I'm coming home now.