Me: Oooh! Mad Hatter's is looking for a cake decorator!
B: Go for it.
Me: They want to know if I have any of the following skills: Running an espresso machine?
B: No.
Me: Operating a cash register?
B: No.
Me: Scooping ice cream?
B: No.
Me: Selling baked goods? Now I have done that.
B: Where?
Me: At bake sales!
B: Under that theory, you've also scooped me ice cream.
Me: Yeah, but you didn't pay me to do it. The last one: Driving a delivery van, which I can do, but am choosing not to list. Right?
B: Right.
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