Thursday, December 10, 2009

Job Opening

Me: Oooh! Mad Hatter's is looking for a cake decorator!

B: Go for it.

Me: They want to know if I have any of the following skills: Running an espresso machine?

B: No.

Me: Operating a cash register?

B: No.

Me: Scooping ice cream?

B: No.

Me: Selling baked goods? Now I have done that.

B: Where?

Me: At bake sales!

B: Under that theory, you've also scooped me ice cream.

Me: Yeah, but you didn't pay me to do it. The last one: Driving a delivery van, which I can do, but am choosing not to list. Right?

B: Right.

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