You are a friend,
a nap buddy,
and clearly a stress-reliever.
In all seriousness, Colby has a hedgehog chew toy that he has never made squeak (and hates when we do). Instead, he sleeps with it and sits to come back in to get it if he forgets to take the toy outside with him.
Dear hedgehog, I love you. And I may go back to Wal-Mart and buy 10 more of you.
Thanks for taking one for the team.