Ebolingham

me:  I DID HAVE EBOLA!!

Passenger with "symptoms of Ebola" sends Birmingham firefighters to Birmingham-Shuttlesworth Airport in hazmat gear... via @aldotcom

 Sent at 4:17 PM on Thursday

 me:  Best comment so far: Benito82
I am going to the store to get milk and bread right now.

Brian:  https://www.yahoo.com/tech/fitness-trackers-are-a-dime-a-dozen-if-youve-99068015039.html

 me:  "AnonymousOne 4 minutes ago
James Spann says it's nothing to worry about. It'll just be a dusting."

me:  I feel like you and I are having very different conversations.