B: Why are you going to Atlanta next weekend?
Me: To pick up the dress.
B: Don't you have to try on the bustle?
Me: Well, kind of.
B: But it should be attached by then.
Me: (silence) Um, it should be. Do you know what a bustle is?
B: Yeah, it's the thing that tucks the dress up.
Me: Kind of.
B: The pocket.
Me: Pocket? Not exactly.
B: It's the thing that attaches to the back of the dress and picks up the skirt where you can dance. Is that correct?
Me: Yes.
B: Do I need to know any more than that?
Me: You don't even need to know that much.
B: Ok then. We're solid.
Me: Mom asked me last night if you knew what it was, then said she bet you'd googled it.
B: Absolutely not.
1 comment:
This had made me laugh so much!! My husband thought a bustle was a separate thing. I am pretty sure that he still doesn't know what it is! Thanks for the great laugh :).
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