Wedding Planning Moment of the Day

Me: Hon, we need to figure out where we're going to have the low-key dinner the Thursday night before the wedding. The dutch-treat one for whoever is already in town.

B: I thought we said Outpost or Newburn's?

Me: We did, but Mom thought someplace like Logan's might be better, because it's a chain and it's faster.

B: I don't know, I really like Outpost. It's really good barbecue.

Me: And it's in an old gas station!

B: That too. What about Newburn's?

Me: Well, if you don't like fried catfish, you're out of luck.

B: That's true. And Outpost has really good sides, even if you aren't crazy about barbecue. Hey, what about that Chinese place in the old Shoney's?

Me: No.

B: Why not?

Me: They serve cat there!

B: But think how impressed people would be with the wedding reception after that.

Me: No. We could do Rosie's.

B: Absolutely not. Asking people to eat cat is one thing, serving them yellow cheese dip is another entirely.

Me: Sooo... Outpost it is?

B: Looks like.