This Guy

...could now legally offer you legal advice.

B PASSED THE BAR!

I'm so proud of you, B! So proud, in fact, that I've got your favorite birthday cake waiting for you at home, plus Champagne from your Mom and Dad. We are SO proud of you! Don't worry, I made birthday CUPcakes, not real cake, so the real cake is still only for birthdays. (B is particular about some things!)

For all that you've accomplished this year, sweetie, I am so proud of you and happy to be your wife. Your hard work, dedication, frustration, and passion have paid off. Now we just need the right jingle. I've already got the billboard people on line one...