"Pro," Indeed

B: baby, what kind of mac is your laptop?

Me: a mac one. It's also shiny, if that helps. And silver

B: macbook pro, right?

Me: I believe so, yes. it has all the extra storage, but not the crazy apps like garage band, etc

B: ok, it says that your is a dvd+/- r that means you can buy either i'd get -

Me: you are my hero.

B: i think they work better

Me: so '-' is better for shiny

B: I gotta go.

This poor boy has no idea what he's in for...