Puppy Cam

Y'all, my day is over. Puppy cam is here. These six pups are being raised to help veterans returning from combat. Swoon.

Conversation of the Day

me:  This makes me unreasonably happy:

B:  haha

you would revel in that snake's misery

me:  

plus, I could attach the sticky paper to the can & the snake, and the bitey end would be covered

 B:  you be so weird about snakes

me:  hate. hate hate hate.

my coworker says she thinks some things (namely ticks) are simply evil. I think snakes proved that in the Bible. Of course, they do nice things, like eat other snakes...

 B:  and rats

how do you feel about rats?

 me:  dislike. opossums>rats

bunnies>opossums

puppies>bunnies

Colby>puppies

B:  bacon>colby?

brian>bacon?

 me:  I was trying to figure out where baseball fits in.

bacon=puppies

Colby>bacon

You>Colby

B:  ok, so fill in the blank: snakes _ rats

 me:  rats>snakes

If I saw a rat in our basement, I would be mad and try to trap it.

If I saw a snake, I would get the cold leg sweats and stand very still so I could watch it until you got home.

rats>roaches (as long as we're talking basement/theory).

In my house, my actual house, I guess I'd take a roach because I could squish it.

A rat in my closet would be rodent nongrata.

 B:  that made me laugh in my office

 me:  New holiday for us to celebrate: July 19 is Flitch Day. Here’s the explanation: An old custom from yesteryear developed into the holiday of Flitch Day. Bacon was given to any married couple who could prove they had lived in harmony and fidelity for one year. Very few "took home the bacon".

..how do you think they "proved" fidelity and harmony? #interesting.

Oh, Hi!

I'm sorry, were you trying to get something done?

A Dog's Life

When at sea, let your ears flow freely.

Visit to Florence

More to come, but a quick shot or two. After the wedding, B & I ran by the house to let Colby out before the reception. Where did we find him? Nana's couch. Of course.

But at least we got a little walk in before it got too late...

Married Life

Apparently, I woke B up in the middle of the night. It went something like this:

Me: B... B... B...

B: What?

Me: Are my eyes playing tricks on me?

B: Why?

Me: Are there crawly things on the ceiling?

B: What?

Me: Are. There. Crawly. Things. On. The. Ceiling.

B: Do you want me to turn the lights on to check?

Me: No. No....

Dear Dippin Dots

Can we all just agree that the future is now?