tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5246491467517663187.post5818879011954605426..comments2023-11-05T03:58:10.012-08:00Comments on A Taste In The Life: RatAhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11835739612994340592noreply@blogger.comBlogger2125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5246491467517663187.post-69733219452870178062011-08-03T10:50:54.657-07:002011-08-03T10:50:54.657-07:00HAHAHAHA...You have NO IDEA how much I needed a go...HAHAHAHA...You have NO IDEA how much I needed a good laugh!! Things I love about this post:<br /><br />(1) The disclaimer. Clearly lawyerhusband has taught you well.<br /><br />(2) You being supportive, but only during the commercial breaks of Teen Mom (I watch that crap too!!!)<br /><br />(3) B arming himself with a plunger<br /><br />(4) B calmly yelling<br /><br />(5) Your mom hiding the cruel world from your fifth grade self<br /><br />I can't wait to read the next one. But before I do, I feel like I should tell you about the time APL's mom's house got infested with rats at Christmas. They got most them out with sticky traps, but there was one HUGE rat -- they called Don Ratton -- who they just couldn't get out of the house. <br /><br />Finally, they trapped him in a closet and APL's mom was SO PISSED at having rats in her house (and at Christmas!!) that she decided to go in and end it once and for all. She went in with a poker and a sticky trap. She made APL hold the closet door shut behind her and told him not to open it until one of them was dead. Then she went in there and KILLED THE RAT WITH HER BARE HANDS by SMOTHERING IT TO DEATH between two sticky traps.<br /><br />My mother-in-law is INTENSE. ~;o)~Mariah~https://www.blogger.com/profile/18167493614638596254noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5246491467517663187.post-51420620894968107272011-07-20T07:53:39.715-07:002011-07-20T07:53:39.715-07:00Bahahaha!!!! This post was hilarious from you and ...Bahahaha!!!! This post was hilarious from you and B standing in the bathroom with the plunger and the door cracked, to the reminder that I thought for years that Chinese people poisoned your dog, to the fact that you named your fly Vern, to the mentioning of how the ducks really met their fate. One time we had several baby birds fall down in our chimney that we "raised" for some time before mom put their box outside in the garage. Low and behold they "flew away" but it wasn't until years later that I found out that the cat got them. Devastating news, isn't it? <br /><br />Also, do you remember that your mom gave us your duck's leftover food after they "fled to the lake" and a lizard crawled out of it while it was in the car en route to my house and went down in a whole in the floor board and got stuck and DIED?? We didn't find it until weeks later when the mini van started to smell like a dead animal. Hahaha! I had to pull the thing's swollen maggot infested body out of the hole with pliers and hope it didn't explode in the process. Then, Matt carried it (with the pliers) down to the street to put it in the drain (leave it to the 5 year old boy to take care of such nastiness) and he proudly yelled to our neighbors, "Hey!! Look what we found in our car!!!" <br /><br />Good luck with Splinter :)Katiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09741139831803095958noreply@blogger.com